:

Customer: Excuse me miss, how much is this?

Employee: I think that one is…. 14 dollars?

Customer: But it says $12.95?

Employee: Okay. Awesome. $12.95. [out of body]: I just- what- what was it for. What was this for.

thyrell:

proud to be part of the first generation to see a seated politician say the phrase “big mad”

tsunderegod:

what did you tell him!!!!!!!!

unclefather:

buzzfeedcanada:

legitimately can’t decide

caroldanversenthusiast:

hunter schafer for Paper Magazine……..art.

princesstigerbelle:

this-isnotmy-cat:

@mostlycatsmostly @cursed-kat-images

trulyvincent:

Arkady Alexandrovich Rylov (Russian, 1870−1939)